Because I was dumb and forgot to get one in town when I picked up the bottle of wine lol. Which btw it was really really good!! I’d never had the Barefoot Moscato wine and I really liked it.
Annoy Dad enough that he finally goes to get the Drill.
Use the Drill to Insert the Screw into the Cork
Use a Pliers to pull up on the Screw to uncork the bottle
And when that fails horribly, go Borrow a Corkscrew. lol